PERCEPTION CHECK

PERCEPTION CHECK - Tom Cardy

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Composed by：Tom Cardy

On the horizon of this forest path

在这条森林小径的尽头

You see a group of dark-cloaked figures

你看见一群穿着黑色斗篷的身影

Slowly trudging towards you what do you do

慢慢向你走来 你会怎么做

My half-orc barbarian braces her great hammer and-

我的半兽人握着她的大锤子

That's a one

掷出个1点

Critical fail Steve what do you do

紧急情况 史蒂夫 你会怎么办

Well I believe in anticipation

好吧 我相信一切尽在掌握

My rogue would try and hide behind a tree-

我的同伴躲在树后面

Okay I rolled a one

又掷出个1点

That's another critical fail

真糟糕 太失败了

Tom what does your human bard do

汤姆 你的吟游诗人要干什么

Active perception check

进行感知鉴定

That's a natural 20

这次是满分20

Let's ******* go

出发吧

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

这笛声萦绕在我的指尖

These ************* mean to harm us and they got to go

萦绕着我的脚趾 这群小人企图谋害我们 把他们全都赶走

So c'mon get 'em now

来吧 现在赶走他们

You picked the wrong day to **** around with my tight crew

你选了个错误的时间来招惹我们 我们是铁哥们

Ooh ooh

There's no escaping it I can perceive you

你们无处可逃 我能找到你们

Here's what we're gonna do

我们接下来要做的是

Me and my boys are gonna mess you up

我和我的兄弟们要好好教训你们

I rolled a one

我掷出个1点

I rolled a one

我掷出个1点

****

真倒霉

My boys are otherwise engaged

我的兄弟们还有别的事要忙

So I'm gonna bring it all myself

所以由我亲自来对付你

Hey I forgot you're supposed to tell me what I see right

嘿 我忘了你应该告诉我 我看见了啥 对吗

Yes thank you let's just slow it all down a bit

对 谢谢 我们可以稍微慢一点

So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-

所以你注意到 其中有一个黑斗篷的身高有点矮

I cast vicious mockery

我恶毒地嘲笑着你

Nat 20 let's go

20点 出发吧

You're a short ************ and nobody likes you

你就是个小矮子而已 根本没人喜欢你

Short

小矮子

Everybody says "Look how ******* short that guy is"

所有人都说 你看 那个家伙真矮

And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships

这个缺点让你无法建立有意义的人际关系

And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head

当你出生的时候 所有人都纳闷 为何你只有个脑袋

But then the doctor said "Wait

但医生说

This stupid ************* tiny short-arse baby

等一下 这个傻瓜迷你小婴儿

Got a tiny little itty-bitty body and I hate it"

有一个非常袖珍的身体 我很讨厌

Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure

你的攻击精准打击了 黑斗篷的自尊心

Perception check please

进行感知鉴定

Nat 20 let's go

这次是满分20 出发吧

You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child

你察觉到这个家伙这么矮 因为他是个小孩子

It's always a kid

怎么老是小孩子

Specifically the child you've been looking for

又是小孩子

For the last 15 days game-time

在过去的15天里 你一直寻找着合适的时机

And five days of our actual lives

其实现实中只过去了五天

Okay I'm sorry I didn't know I'll be better

好吧 抱歉我不知道 我以后会更好

**** his body's just lying there right

他的尸体还留在那里

Right

Yes

是的

Don't

不要

Loot that body

看那具尸体

Gotta loot that body now

现在搜查那具尸体

Loot that body

搜查他

Gotta loot that ************

Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body

一边吹笛子 我要一边搜查那个小孩子的尸体

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