High Five(Explicit)

I wanna

我想来个

High five

I wanna

我想来个

High five

I really want

我真的想来个

A high five

And if you give me one

如果你给我来一下

I'll put my hand down

我就把我的手放下来

But if you don't give me

但如果你不给我来一下

A high five

一个high five

Then I'll leave my hand up

那样我就会一直举着我的手

And cause a

然后闹他个

F***in' sense

天翻地覆

Crying grown man at your

某成年男子放声哭泣

Sister birthday

就在你妹妹的生日趴体

Everybody asking

每个人都在问

Who brought that guy

谁把这货带来的

I'mma get weird and

我会把你的生活

ruin your life, if you

搅得不得安宁，如果你

don't give me a five and make it

不把手举的高高的

high

给我来一下

Down low

手太低了

Too slow

速度太慢了

Oh no

噢~大事不妙:D

I just offered your nephew blow

我刚刚给你的侄子卖了点好东西

Stepped on s**t talking mostly

还加了点其他的料 主要是

SPEED

安非他命

And I'mma tell every you

我还要跟所有人说

sold it to me

这是你卖给我滴

I really want

我真的想来一个

I wanna

我想来个

A high five

来个high five

High five

And if you give me one

如果你给我来一下

I wanna

我想来个

I'll put my hand down

我就把我的手放下

I've met your family

我认识你的家里人

I wanna

我想来个

I know your home address

我知道你家的地址

High five

Your better slap a brother metacarpus

你最好扇下哥们儿的手掌子

Otherwise I promise

不然我保证

CONSEQUENCE

让你吃不了兜着走

Heel toe heel toe

脚后跟 脚趾 脚后跟 脚趾

Welcome to the friggin'

欢迎来到

PAIN RODEO

疼痛牛仔决斗

I hope you brought your

我希望你带好了你的

fightin' chaps, 'cause

护具，因为

I'm about to

我已经准备承受

get you slapped

你狠狠的抽打

aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa

What that sounds

那是什么声音

Could it be me buyin'

不会是我给你的

everyone a round of

每一个同事都点了一份

fireball but then

fireball但又

drinkin' them all and then

把它们全喝掉然后

tellin' your girlfriend that

告诉你的女朋友

you're cheatin' on her

你出轨了

WITH ME

出轨的对象是我

Someone pissed in

有谁尿在

all of your indoor houseplants

你所有的室内盆栽里

Oh, who could that be?

噢~会是谁呢:D

Somebody organized a

有人谋划了一场

threesome with your parents

和你父母的3P

Oooh, I'm a little bit naughty

噢噢哦~我是有点调皮:D

Someone construction an

有谁在你的

apiary in your bathroom

浴室里饲养蜜蜂

THIRTEEN THOUSAND BEES

一 万 三 千 只:D

Someone hacked your

有谁偷了你的

Twitter account

小蓝鸟号

Now you're followin'

现在你关注了

Jeffrey·Epstein

（一个炼铜僻）:D

Does your employer know

你的雇主知不知道

that you starred a T.V show called

你出演过一部名叫

Michael once admitted that he had to

《迈克曾经和我承认他在

s** on his boss' desk

他老板的桌子上来了一发》的电视剧

And yes that show exists

这部剧真实存在

But I guess you just missed

但我猜你没发现

that I constantly film you for an

我一直都在拍你就为了防止

OCCASION JUST LIKE THIS

这 种 情 况 发 生

An occasion just like this

像这种情况的发生

ruined because you're

毁了一切 因为你是

bein' a d**k, you'll

天字第一号大混蛋 你会

damage our friendship, you'll

斩断我们之间的友谊，你会

break up the band if

让乐队解散 如果你

YOU

你

DON'T

不

SLAP

扇

MY

我的

HAND

手

I really want

我真想来下

I wanna

我想要

A high five

一个high five

High five

And if you give me one

如果你给我来一下

I wanna

我想要

I'll stop ruinin' your life

我就停下破坏你生活的脚步

I don't know how it started

我不知道这是怎么开始的

I wanna

我想要

But this is how it ends

但这是让它终止的法子

High five

If you just slap my hand

如果你给我来一下

We go back to

我们还能是

BEST FRIEND

好 朋 友