H.Y.C.Y.BH(Explicit)

H.Y.C.Y.BH - Tom Cardy

Composed by：Tom Cardy

When my roommate comes into the room

当我的室友走进房间里

Looking for his car keys

寻找他的汽车钥匙

I don't say it yet

我暂时沉默不语

And when he gets me off the couch

当他让我离开沙发

To check underneath the couch cushions

在沙发坐垫下面仔细寻找

I don't say it yet no

我暂时沉默不语

And then when he says out loud

然后他大声说道

"I wonder where my car keys are"

我想知道我的汽车钥匙在哪里

I still don't say it

我依然沉默不语

I still don't say it yet

我依然沉默不语

But then he asks me

不过他开始问我

"Do you know where my car keys are"

你是否知道我的汽车钥匙在哪里

I look at him in his face and I say

我注视着他的脸庞 然后我说

Have you checked your butthole

你有没有找过你的**

Ski-dap ba-dap butthole

I have not seen your keys but since you're askin' me

我没有看到你的钥匙 但既然你在问我

You better check up that butthole

你最好找一下**

Of course I'm not serious

当然了 我是闹着玩的

I don't think it's up inside your big brown business

我并不认为你的钥匙会在那种地方

But a funny thing to say

但是对于一个丢了东西 显然又焦躁不安的人来说

To someone who's lost their s**t and is stressed out visibly

这句话趣味十足

When I see the best man start to sweat

当我看到伴郎开始大汗淋漓

I don't say it yet

我暂时沉默不语

Ski-dap ba-dap

When I see that little ring bearer cunt

当我看到负责拿戒指的小伙

Getting yelled at by his mum

被他的妈妈臭骂一顿

Oh I still don't say it

我依然沉默不语

When I see the groom asking the vicar

当我看到新郎询问牧师

If they can wait just another fifteen minutes

他们能否再等十五分钟

I do not say it

我沉默不语

Ski-bap ba-da

And when the father of the bride

当新娘的父亲

Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area

开始组织人群在庭院里仔细搜索

I want to but I do not say it

我想说出口 但我沉默不语

It's the eleventh hour

已经到了危急之时

With three-hundred congregates under God's roof

三百位宾客聚集在上帝的屋檐下

The vicar approaches the mic

牧师走向麦克风

And suddenly all of the chatter goes mute

突然之间 所有窃窃私语都消失不见

He says that they've misplaced the rings

他说他们弄丢了戒指

Could anyone possibly know where they are

是否有人知道戒指在哪里

I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say "Vicar"

我知道这是属于我的时刻 所有人都转过头来 我站起来说道 牧师

Have you checked your butthole

你有没有找过你的**

Ski-dap ba-dap butthole

I have not seen your ring but have you checked your ring

我没有看到你的戒指 但你有没有在你身上找过

And by ring I mean butthole

我说的那个地方是**

Love is patient love is kind

爱是忍耐 爱是宽容

But if you ask me where you can find

但如果你问我你可以在哪里找到

Literally anything you've lost before

你以前弄丢的东西

I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole

我个人的建议就是在你的**

"Where's my phone"

我的手机在哪里

Is it up your butthole

是不是在你的**

"I lost my loan" have you checked up your butthole

我弄丢了我的贷款 你有没有找过你的**

"I'm losing my patience" check your anus

我快要失去我的耐心 找一下你的**

"Where's your class" I think it's stuck up your a*s

你的涵养在哪里 我想困在你的

"I just lost my grandma"

我刚刚失去了我的奶奶

Oh my god I'm so sorry

我的天啊 十分抱歉

"Are you capable of not saying she's up my a*shole"

你能否忍住不要说她在我的**里

Of course my condolences

当然了 节哀顺变吧

"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"

我现在不想听什么愚蠢的玩笑

Yeah yeah what are you looking for

你在寻找什么

"Honestly just like a shoulder to cry"

老实说 只是一个可以依靠的肩膀

Have you checked your butthole

你有没有找过你的**

Ski-dap ba-dap butthole

Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too

也许你会在那里找到你离开人世的奶奶

Oh I f**kin' got you butthole

我对你了如指掌

My family hate me

我的家人讨厌我

This might be the reason that I've got no close friends

也许这就是我没有亲密朋友的原因

F**kin' worth it baby

真是值得 宝贝