I Don’t Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)

I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here) (From "The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special"/Soundtrack Version) - Old 97's

以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供

Lyrics by：Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn

Composed by：Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn

Out on the third planet closest to the sun

在离太阳第三近的星球上

There's a special celebration

有个特别的庆典

And it sounds quite fun

听起来相当有趣

A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone

一个快乐的老家伙给所有人送玩具

On a holiday they call Christmas

在他们称为圣诞节的节日里

Now I'm not gonna lie

老实说

It makes no sense to me

这让我完全摸不着头脑

But here's what Earthlings told me

但地球人是这么告诉我的

About this Christmas mystery

关于这个圣诞之谜

One two three four

一二三四

Santa is a furry freak

圣诞老人是个毛茸茸的怪胎

With epic super powers

拥有史诗级超能力

He flies to every human home

他在十四小时内

In under fourteen hours

飞遍每户人家

He's a master burglar

他是入室大师

A pro at picking locks

开锁专家

If you don't leave milk and cookies out

若你不备牛奶饼干相迎

He will put dung in your socks

他会在袜子里塞满秽物

If you act nicely through the night

若你整夜乖巧安分

And don't jump on your bed

不在床上蹦跳嬉闹

Santa comes with sugar plums

圣诞老人会带着蜜饯

And hurls them at your head

朝你脑门狠狠砸来

But if you're on his naughty list

但若上了淘气名单

He shoots missiles at your toes

他会用导弹瞄准你的脚趾

He might roast your chestnuts

他可能用火焰喷射器烤你的栗子

With his powerful flamethrower

用他那威力惊人的喷火器

Rein rein rein rein rein

驯鹿驯鹿驯鹿驯鹿驯鹿

Deer deer deer deer deer

鹿鹿鹿鹿鹿

I don't know what Christmas is

我不懂圣诞节是什么

But Christmastime is here

但圣诞时节已至

He's compelled his creepy elves

他强迫那些诡异的精灵们

To do his every wish

实现他的每个愿望

One sought to be a dentist

有个精灵想当牙医

Now he's sleeping with the fish

如今却长眠海底

Mrs. Claus she works the pole

圣诞夫人钢管舞跳得欢

Plans her man's demise

暗算丈夫在盘算

Soon the elves will all rise up

精灵们即将揭竿起义

And stab out Santa's eyes

要戳瞎圣诞老人眼睛

Ho ho ho ho ho

Earthlings are so weird

地球人真奇怪

I don't know what Christmas is

我不懂圣诞节是什么

But Christmastime is here

但圣诞时节已至

Ho ho ho ho ho

Earthlings are so weird

地球人真奇怪

I don't know what Christmas is

我不懂圣诞节是什么

But Christmastime is here

但圣诞时节已至

What the heck's a turtle dove

斑鸠到底是什么鸟

And who lit up that deer

谁给驯鹿装上了灯

I don't know what Christmas is

我不懂圣诞节是什么

But Christmastime is here

但圣诞时节已至

I don't know what Christmas is

我不懂圣诞节是什么

But Christmastime is here

但圣诞时节已至

Or maybe it's there

或许它在那里

Or it's somewhere

又或在某处

I don't know

我不知道

I don't know

我不知道