Big Dumb Idiot(Explicit)

Tom Cardy-Big Dumb Idiot

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Hey guys, that's one cappuccino"

“嘿，来杯卡布奇诺”

"Lovely, thank you very much"

“太棒了，非常感谢”

"No worries, and one breakfast bowl"

“不客气，再来份早餐碗”

"Wow, that looks great"

“哇，看起来真不错”

"Enjoy your meal"

“请慢用”

"Yeah, you too"

“好，你也是”

I am fine all alone

独处时我游刃有余

But when I leave my house, I become a

可一旦踏出家门 我就变成个

Big dumb idiot in front of other people

在他人面前 我像个大傻瓜

A giant stupid piece of **** in front of other people

在众人眼前 我简直愚不可及

By myself, I tend to be eloquent

独处时 我口若悬河

And then I go outside and say really dumb ****

一出门却尽说蠢话

To people I don't know or will ever see again

对着素不相识的陌生人

And that's worse for one reason

这情况更糟的是

'Cuz people I don't know or will ever see again

因为那些萍水相逢的人

Will tell all their friends

会把我的糗事传遍天下

Other people I don't know or will ever see again (Warning, malfunction)

那些素未谋面或再难相逢的陌生人（警告，系统故障）

I am fine all alone

独处时我游刃有余

But when I leave my house, I become a

可一旦踏出家门 我就变成个

A Big idiot

一个十足的傻瓜

I'm Tongue Tied

舌头打了结

The kind of guy who says hi one too many times

是那种会重复问好多次的笨拙家伙

"Hi, how are you?"

"嗨，你好吗？"

"I'm good, how are you?"

"我很好，你呢？"

"I'm good, how are you?" (Warning, malfunction)

"我很好，你呢？"（警告，系统故障）

"I'm good, how are you?" (System dysfunction)

"我很好，你呢？"（系统崩溃）

"I'm good, how are Good, how are Good, how are (unintelligible)"

"我很好，你呢好，你呢好，你呢..."（语无伦次）

Right, it's no good, I cannae stop it

完了，彻底失控，我停不下来

What the hell do you mean you can't stop it? You built this thing didn't you?

什么叫你停不下来？这玩意儿不是你造的吗？

Of course I built it, but I cannae longer control it

当然是我造的，但我已经控制不了它了

What are you talking about?

你到底在说什么？

It's teaching itself now

它正在自我学习

My god

天啊

That's right, one day this machine will become more stupid than we could possibly imagine

没错 总有一天这台机器会变得比我们想象的还要愚蠢

I'm good, how are Good, how are Good, how are (unintelligible)

我很好 你好吗 你好吗 你好吗（含糊不清）

I am fine all alone

独处时我游刃有余

I'm a living dichotomy

我是个活生生的矛盾体

Inside, I'm a modern day Socrates

独处时我是当代苏格拉底

Outside, I sound like a bunch of drunk babies

社交时却像群醉酒的婴儿

When it comes to being dumb, I'm a rockstar

论犯傻我可是个行家

Under the radar like a mother****in' ninja

像忍者般悄无声息潜行

Light on my feet as I sneak into your house

轻巧地溜进你的领地

Be a giant ****in' idiot, then sneak back out

犯完傻又悄悄溜走

Singin'

哼唱着

I am fine all alone

独处时我游刃有余

It's what the voices in my head say

这是我脑海里的声音在说

Inside, I win a Broadway Tony

独处时 我是百老汇的托尼奖得主

Outside, I'm cut from my preschool matinee

出门后 却被幼儿园演出淘汰

When it comes to being dumb, I take the cake

若论犯蠢 我堪称冠军

When I go outside, I step on the end of a rake

刚踏出门 就踩到耙柄

Then the rake hits my face

耙子迎面痛击

While I'm trying to eat the cake

我正忙着啃蛋糕

And the sound that I make

发出的惨叫

Is like "Jesus!"

活像见鬼

But the rake doesn't hurt like it should

但耙子伤不了我分毫

And the cake tastes sweeter than it ever would

蛋糕尝起来比往常更甜

If I was inside, doing something smart and fancy

若我此刻在屋内 做些聪明又体面的事

'Stead I'd be around outside my house dressed in my underpanties

而不是穿着内裤在屋外游荡

What's this feeling in my mind?

这奇怪的感觉是什么？

I can see through space and time

我仿佛能看穿时空

Like I've been shocked with one thousand volts of idiocy

像被千伏愚钝电流击中

For the first time in my life

这是我人生头一遭

Every part of us aligned

我们心意相通

We agree in unity through stupidity

在愚笨中达成奇妙共识

Cake, face, rake

蛋糕 脸庞 耙子

In the pouring rain

倾盆大雨中

Us look ****ing dumb

我们看起来蠢得要命

And we having so much fun

却乐在其中

A new frontier

这是全新领域

The future's finally here

未来终于降临

Don't let in the fear (I am fine all alone)

别让恐惧入侵（我独处时安然自若）

No, no

不 不

Don't give into fear

别向恐惧屈服

The future's finally

未来终将到来

I am fine all alone

独处时我游刃有余

But I know I got to be a

但我知道自己注定要

Big dumb idiot in front of other people

在他人面前 我像个大傻瓜

A giant stupid piece of **** in front of other people

在众人眼前 我简直愚不可及

By myself, now I think of really dumb ****

独处时 我总冒出些愚蠢念头

I wack it in a song and stick it up the internet

写成歌传到网上 任人围观

To people I don't know or will ever see again

对着素不相识的陌生人

And it blows my mind

这让我抓狂

That people I don't know or will ever see again

那些素未谋面 永不相识的陌生人

Will show their friends

还会分享给朋友

Other people I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)

传给更多素未谋面的人（大蠢货）

People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)

给素未谋面的人（大蠢货）

People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)

给素未谋面的人（大蠢货）

People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)

给素未谋面的人（大蠢货）